1. Your husband entertains you with nauseating noises from the bathroom half the night.
2. Husband layers on as many layers of clothing as possible before leaving for work, and yet still has icy cold hands.
3. Husband's truck refuses to start. Husband takes minivan to work.
4. Husband comes home from work at 9 am looking like death, and shivering. And he's wearing more clothes than he left the house in.
5. Husband sleeps until twins' nap time.
Hello Monday, and first day back to school of the new year....